I DON’T THINK THEY EVEN TRIED IN THE PILOT OKAY
They really didn’t. Like, it was just a fucking date in the end. They were going to have dinner and then wreck each other in every single room in the flat.
That’s why John was all “Good night, Mrs Hudson!” in that singsongy voice.
He knew he was hittin it in about an hour. And he was fucking giddy.